Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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