Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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