The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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