Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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