why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
so he's a sleeptalker.
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.