Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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