He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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