I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
