Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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