On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
