My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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