My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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