I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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