It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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