would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's blow job season.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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