She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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