Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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