I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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