talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Actions speak louder than pants.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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