I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
whose ass print is on the piano?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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