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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize