can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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