I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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