I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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