So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I need moral support for this bender
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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