I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My boob is missing a layer of skin
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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