Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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