mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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