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i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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