just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I think your dad took our porno
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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