My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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