It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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