I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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