it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
COCAINE IS GR8
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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