Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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