You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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