Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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