Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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