That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He passed out mid-signature
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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