Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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