i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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