: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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