just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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