you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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