Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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