"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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