Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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