Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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