i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
this boner is exhausting
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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