they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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