I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
home. puking in laundry basket.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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