is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
