She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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