She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
NoShamevember. You game?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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