I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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