i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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